clarification
I tend to like to use analogies to drive home a point because I believe that then you will never forget as opposed to me just telling you what to do.
If I said to you "Would you like a peanut butter cookie?" you would understand. If I said "Would you like a cookie or a banana?" you would still understand because you use logic. Computers cannot. What you have (in the OR parts) is equivalent to me walking up to you and saying "Or a banana?".
If that doesn't help I can be less cryptic.
- "doesn't work" doesn't help. Implement changes in copies of your database.
I’m telling everyone it's good to eat dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.