Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 27 of 27
  1. #16
    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
    Windows 7 32bit Access 2007
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    8,560
    PS Enjoy reading your posts..... I learn from each one....
    You are too kind. There's so much Access related stuff that I've never or seldom delved in to that one of the reasons I help out here is to learn more. Who knows, I might decide to come back as Allen Browne .

    And I second the notion on your signature. If I ever think of one to top that, I'll change mine over at Mr. Excel. I used to have
    "1 out of 1010 people understand binary. The other 1001 don't."



    but I don't now. Probably not enough room with what I have.

  2. #17
    ssanfu is offline Master of Nothing
    Windows XP Access 2010 32bit
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Anchorage, Alaska, USA
    Posts
    9,259
    How about:

    Q: "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb???"
    A: "None. It is a hardware problem!"

    ----------------
    "There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't".

    or

    "There are 3 types of people. Those that can count and those that can't".


    PS:
    I've said the last one to both men and women.
    All of the men (~ 25) got it.
    Only two out of 16 women got it......
    (hmmmmm...curious isn't it?)
    HTH
    -----
    Steve
    --------------------------------
    "Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
    (I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

  3. #18
    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
    Windows 7 32bit Access 2007
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    8,560
    "There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't".
    I had that one on a white board in my office. Nobody who read it, got it.
    As for the counting one - I hope most of them weren't trying to balance the household check book.

  4. #19
    JoeM is offline VIP
    Windows 7 32bit Access 2007
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    3,897
    Q: "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb???"
    A: "None. It is a hardware problem!"
    I love it! I am going to have to tell that one around the office.
    Using Access 2007
    Proficient in Access, Excel, VBA, and SQL

  5. #20
    Bulzie is offline VIP
    Windows 7 64bit Access 2007
    Join Date
    Nov 2015
    Posts
    1,344
    Oldie but goodie!! Well heck, was trying to make pic smaller and now showing 2 of them, at least that is what i see. Oh well.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails ProjectSpec.jpg   ProjectSpec.jpg  

  6. #21
    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
    Windows 10 Access 2016
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    8,560
    Just made a post elsewhere and noticed my count was exactly 8,000.
    That's a lot of candles.

  7. #22
    davegri's Avatar
    davegri is online now Excess Access
    Windows 10 Access 2016
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Denver
    Posts
    2,656
    Congratulations! Hang in there for the next numeric anniversary!

  8. #23
    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
    Windows 10 Access 2016
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    8,560
    Thanks. Don't know if you knew I was trying to help out at Access World Forums but I haven't posted there in a some time. The place got too toxic for me, so I guess abstaining from AWF has ramped up my participation here a bit more - where it all started.
    Keep up the great work you do!
    - "doesn't work" doesn't help. Implement changes in copies of your database.
    Iím telling everyone it's good to eat dried grapes. Itís all about raisin awareness.

  9. #24
    isladogs's Avatar
    isladogs is offline Very idle programmer
    Windows 10 Access 2010 32bit
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    Somerset, UK
    Posts
    4,687
    ditto.
    ahhh... too short...ditto again
    Colin (Mendip Data Systems): Website, email
    Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
    A
    sking for help isn't giving up. Its refusing to give up.

  10. #25
    orange's Avatar
    orange is online now Moderator
    Windows 10 Access 2016
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada; West Palm Beach FL
    Posts
    15,459
    Hi Micron,

    Agree with the toxicity comment. I still participate where practical/useful but ignore many threads and posts.

    Congrats on the post count --major milestone.

  11. #26
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Steamboat Springs
    Posts
    2,475
    Congrats Micron. I gave up going there about 3-4 years ago. Was not comfortable with messages some of the "helpers" were offering.

  12. #27
    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
    Windows 10 Access 2016
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    8,560
    @alansidman, it is definitely their loss that you don't help out there anymore.
    - "doesn't work" doesn't help. Implement changes in copies of your database.
    Iím telling everyone it's good to eat dried grapes. Itís all about raisin awareness.

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Please reply to this thread with any new information or opinions.

Similar Threads

  1. Birthday formula?
    By Behedwin in forum Access
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 10-07-2016, 07:36 AM
  2. Calculate age based on birthday
    By MediaCo in forum Access
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 10-14-2014, 01:00 PM
  3. Birthday Expression
    By cassidym in forum Queries
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 03-17-2011, 05:52 AM
  4. Birthday format
    By endri81 in forum Forms
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 02-12-2011, 04:07 PM
  5. Calendar Birthday Question
    By kirklandwater123 in forum Access
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 10-29-2010, 11:20 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Other Forums: Microsoft Office Forums - Senior Forums