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    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
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    PS Enjoy reading your posts..... I learn from each one....
    You are too kind. There's so much Access related stuff that I've never or seldom delved in to that one of the reasons I help out here is to learn more. Who knows, I might decide to come back as Allen Browne .

    And I second the notion on your signature. If I ever think of one to top that, I'll change mine over at Mr. Excel. I used to have
    "1 out of 1010 people understand binary. The other 1001 don't."



    but I don't now. Probably not enough room with what I have.

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    ssanfu is offline Master of Nothing
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    How about:

    Q: "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb???"
    A: "None. It is a hardware problem!"

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    "There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't".

    or

    "There are 3 types of people. Those that can count and those that can't".


    PS:
    I've said the last one to both men and women.
    All of the men (~ 25) got it.
    Only two out of 16 women got it......
    (hmmmmm...curious isn't it?)
    HTH
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    Steve
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    "Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
    (I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

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    Micron is online now Virtually Inert Person
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    "There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't".
    I had that one on a white board in my office. Nobody who read it, got it.
    As for the counting one - I hope most of them weren't trying to balance the household check book.

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    Q: "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb???"
    A: "None. It is a hardware problem!"
    I love it! I am going to have to tell that one around the office.
    Using Access 2007
    Proficient in Access, Excel, VBA, and SQL

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    Oldie but goodie!! Well heck, was trying to make pic smaller and now showing 2 of them, at least that is what i see. Oh well.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails ProjectSpec.jpg   ProjectSpec.jpg  

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