I will give you a clue as to why I think people are not falling all over this one, and I don't say this to be rude or condescending. We help people solve issues and sometimes that takes quite a bit of our free time. However, they are mainly the ones doing the work - we pitch in a guide them, even do some coding. Many of us here would not do a student's homework, nor would they simply take your database and work all your issues out for free and simply hand it back to you. While you might think you've explained it well enough, believe me when I say you would not think so if you knew what could be involved and how many attempts it could take for the final result to resemble what you really mean. I might be wrong about some or even all of that, and will take my lumps if any of the long time helpers here feel like putting me in my place. On the other hand, maybe it needed to be said so that you understand the response rate.
The more we hear silence, the more we begin to think about our value in this universe.
Paraphrase of Professor Brian Cox.