@Steve
OK, PM me your email and I will create a user profile for you on the Team Site. The site will email you the details, login, etc.
Later today or tomorrow morning I will upload my notes to the site (not much) and send you a message from the site. Hopefully I did not scare off SabotageMyself. I think he feels overwhelmed and understandably so.
@SabotageMyself
Don't worry, you're in good hands. I feel confident we can help you out. As you mentioned, you do not have a crazy time constraint.